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FUNNY joke! Read if you want to laugh, star if you smiled/laughed please?
If you smile, laugh, or giggle, etc, star please =]
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9yearsold.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.Theyhave bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is alreadyasleepon the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.As youmight expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tellshisgirlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" ifshewants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!! She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over myface!*!*!*!*!
15 Answers
- sweetgogana2007Lv 41 decade ago
i liek the "i cant get pregnant part"...
if she doesnt want any babies, abstience!
or at least try to prevent one with a CONDOM, and/or the boyfreind cleaning her up
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lmao
gr8 1
10/10!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hhahahhahahahhaa.
thats a good one.
i'm giving you a star lol
- 1 decade ago
I would have giggled if you left out the
"Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!"
sorry no star
