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Trailer Park Romance: How t' calm down Martha Sue 'bout this mess I ain't did?
Where’s the justice? Gotta good double-wide, mebbe a few years old, but nice-set on th’ blocks, good ole La-Z-Boy broke in right ‘fore th’ TV, ‘n’ th’ toilet’s clean. (Well, ‘ceptin after mornin’s when I wakes up a bit, uh, runny.)
So why-all’s Martha Sue down at 206-B tellin’ me I gotta do sumptin ‘bout m’ place, ‘n’ she won’t take her dentures out fer me a’gin ‘less’n I does?
Ain’t no justice ‘tall. I piles th’ trash bags up nice ‘n’ neat at th’ back corner. Nor ‘tis my call iffen th’ septic backs up an’ th’ extry bath gets sorta smelly. Trailer park hasta clean up, their fault, I ain’t scoopin’ out that mess when I din’t make it!
Ain’t no justice ‘tall. Martha Sue’s got the softest gums in th’ park. She can suck th’ chrome off’n ’58 Chrysler ’n’ ask fer more. I don’t mind she leaves me a caterpillar I fin’ out is a dee-tach-ubble eyelash. ‘Fack is, I like when she does that.
Means I ain’t yet got DTs.
So whut’s a guy ter do ‘bout stuff she rants over when t’ain’t my call?
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
yer right bro 'taint no justice yer place sounds like a right certifiable palace 'pared to mine. kin i come an visit sumtime. i'll bring a gallon of home-brew an sum jumper steaks. shot it illegally but no-one knows, oops guess they do now!! shat! umm. sorry occifer,was shootin @ a mosquito when that there deer just walked into my bullet. that oughta justify it eh?
Source(s): another red neck drunk - julzLv 51 decade ago
Yuuup, sounds like 'er got dem trailer park blues going on! I'd run on down to the quick stop and get yo self a couple of cases of beer, kick back and in no time at all, the ol' gal will be back pounding on 'er door. An if she dont, welp... you wont be in a conditeon to give a hoot!
- 1 decade ago
Pick her up a copy of "The National Enquirer" and a bottle of melon flavored Boone's Farm, and get ready for some make-up gummin'. Yeeeee-hawwww!
- -Tequila17Lv 61 decade ago
Next time her hubby makes a run to the liquour store, drop a dime and report him as he'll surely be drunk driving.
After a few nights alone, she'll be happy to have ya.
Peace.
- 1 decade ago
Call the city on her I did it to my last landlords. They come out look at the problem give the landlord's a fine. Come back out to check and see if they fixed it.
- JaneLv 61 decade ago
well if you want her to calm down and keep blessing you with her soft gums I would suggest doing what the lady says.
- 1 decade ago
shad up..its a single wide with a carport and you fkn toilet is plugged...i know i live in 206 B
