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Denz
Lv 5

You'[ve Got Mail?

A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've Got Mail."

Star it if u like it

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    can i star twice?...thats typically blonde, really hilarious

  • Chris
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Funny joke, but it would have been better if you didn't give away the punch line before you told the joke ("You've Got Mail?")

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cute!

  • Nachel
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Blonde Jokes. Never get old.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah lol taht is sos hilourois and star for you hahahahhahaahhahahahha

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL. It's a Goodie!

  • 1 decade ago

    heard it b4 but still cute

  • 1 decade ago

    haha thats cute...wowblondejokes..?

  • 1 decade ago

    that's really funny,

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    this is so totally funny

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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