Denz

I'm thinking abt taking some pills to get it bigger....do it or not?

I masturbate six times a week....sometimes 2 time a day just abt hours apart...what are your views on mastubation? And how often u do it

I have sex with my gf once a week when i meet her

I was just wondering...how much times u come on here? With facebook, msn......an so on...i think this is becoming sort of out of date.........but its fun to help ppl here an all

I do....I haven't had a serious relationship in over a year now...an well i am currently single an it sucks!!!!!!!

Ok i gotta come up with a sort of poem for Sunday it got to be original it has to be your views on a topic that they give u...an well i got love for my topic so i just typed this out plz rate it an feel free to drop a couple extra lines or hints lol

Love. What is true love? There are lots of stuff people has to say abt love..but what I think love is the way you really feel about a person…it’s a feeling u can’t describe…you get butterflies in your gut and your heart just races of when u are thinking about that special someone…that is love. If you are in love with someone just because they are another pretty face in the crowd…or they are popular well my friend you are not in love you just have a crush on them a really unhealthy one…Cause u just love them probably cause other people do or is it the way they direct attention to themselves that catches your eye or is probably all the material things they have..such as the expensive cars, fine clothes and all the jewelry they have…yes we all love those things but is it true love to be in love with someone just because they possess all the things you want? True love is when u appreciate someone for who they are u get to know them an really understand them…you have this unspoken bond that sometimes u don’t need to say anything you just need to look into each other eyes and that says it all……..But sometimes that look does not satisfy you….you just have to say or whisper the three words that you just love telling that special someone……I Love You

Ok i gotta come up with a sort of poem for Sunday it got to be original it has to be your views on a topic that they give u...an well i got love for my topic so i just typed this out plz rate it an feel free to drop a couple extra lines or hints lol

Love. What is true love? There are lots of stuff people has to say abt love..but what I think love is the way you really feel about a person…it’s a feeling u can’t describe…you get butterflies in your gut and your heart just races of when u are thinking about him or her…that is love. If you are in love with someone just because they are another pretty face in the crowd…or they are popular well my friend you are not in love you just have a crush on them a really unhealthy one…Cause u just love them probably cause other people do or is it the way they direct attention to themselves that catches your eye or is probably all the material things they have..such as the expensive cars, fine clothes and all the jewelry they have…yes we all love those things but is it true love to be in love with someone just because they possess all the things you want? True love is when u appreciate someone for who they are u get to know them an really understand them…you have this unspoken bond that sometimes u don’t need to say anything you just need to look into each other eyes and that says it all……..But sometimes that look does not satisfy you….you just have to say or whisper the three words that you just love telling that special someone……I Love You

I got a liter of vodka today...I told my cousin an well he is coming over right now he says.....I was JUST wondering if the 2 of us drank out the whole liter.....well it affect us health wise...well other that a very nasty hang over lol....i'm just bored an curious to know.....

Ok i am going an make this short as possible.....

For the last 2 months I have been talking to this girl her name is Arlene she was my ex girl friend best friend....Well Arlene an i have not spoken to each other for like over 2 years i saw her online an got her phone number an well we have been talking like either everyday or every other day..I have gotten a lot of mix signals from her she does not have a boy friend an well just yesterday she asked me like a lot of personal questions...today we met with 2 other friends an well we was just having fun etc so this guy came in the bar an he was like really cool etc a "girl perfect man" a well Arlene said omg just look so the rest of my friends an I turned around well we look an saw a guy i was like Arlene you just made me look at a guy she just lol an said well i am not a lesbian I am attracted to the opp sex i was like ok...An i started to smile an she just said to me Denz u are one of my closest an best friend just wipe of that smile( she knew what i was thinking lol )

Ok she said 'Denz u are one of my closest an best friend" right but why is it she wants to know my personal biz all of a sudden an well i almost 4got to tell u she calls me when ever she is bored....

I think i might be falling in love with her..... But I don't know how to "make my move"

What do you think does she really LIKE me or Just as a friend as she say

Ok my birthday is on the 5th of April thats like a week away...My parents want to have a big birthday party for me cause i will be 20 then...they want to invite all my family, my close friends etc....they have made all the arrangements already catered everything..but i don't want a big party...is it 2 late to tell them that? if not i don't want to blurt it out an tell them..can u suggest ways to help me out?

Which do you prefer?

1.Chicken, Fish, Beef or Pork

2.Beer, Wine, Champagne, Pepsi or Coca Cola

3.White bread, Whole wheat bread or Garlic bread.

4.Vegetables or Fruits?

5.White or Dark Chocolate?

6.Ice Cream or Cake?

Are you hungry now? lol

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. (This works great if you are male) Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. If the Telemarketer is selling raffle tickets, tell him or her that you work for the same company, and that employees cannot participate.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "OH MY GOD!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask if he/she will give you their home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" and proceed to hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation. For added effect, clanging of cutlery and dishes is recommended.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder!

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.

Those who live in glass houses must not trow stones at others

I think it means do on to others as you would like others do unto you

I just want to know what you all think it means

I am on Level 5

For those of you wondering what are mines...I haven't decided as yet

I might be not 100% sure.....

What about you?