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how can one get light fever or just get sick purposely?
22 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Just cough and tell your mommy you have an earache and a headache
I fell for that once in a while
because once in a great while a kid needs a day off to watch the price is right and sleep.
Who knows, maybe you really are getting sick and that's why you don't want to do what you are supposed to be doing.
My kids had practically perfect attendance and great grades and a day off never hurt them in the least.
- 1 decade ago
Don't bother trying to fake a fever. It's easier to just go into the bathroom with a big glass of water, shut the door, and make vomiting sounds while pouring the water into the toilet. Splash your face with hot water (not too hot), and tell your parents that your stomach feels really bad.
- Anonymous5 years ago
ew no don't do that, besides what are you gonna do show your family?! just flush the toilet and run the water at like 3 in the morning if you're up, or if not just say you threw up early in the morning and it must have been something you ate, but you feel horrible. maybe focus on something you ate the day before (has to be something only you ate) and say you can't even *think* about it, you know that's what's making you feel sick. say you have diarrhea, easier than pretending to throw up again. and say you can't eat. drink water, tea and fluids and act kind of sleepy and sick. and you're done!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Why in the world would you want to do that? To get out of something, school or work or a date? It is better to be honest and face whatever it is you don't want to face. Whatever it is a million zillion people before you have faced the same thing. It won't kill you. Don't tamper with your health cause that could kill you..
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- 1 decade ago
Make out with a girl with strep throat.
Look at me, I'm sick now cause of that. And I wish I was kidding, I feel terrible.
- 1 decade ago
Raw chicken!!!
I had a friend who used to put a pack of microwave oatmeal in his mouth swish it with some water and grab his mouth and run and spit(puke) it out before he could make it to the bathroom. People fell for it hook line and sinker!
- 1 decade ago
You can eat your own poop. But if you are not that committed to it you can always just eat some rotten food. Or lick the handrail in a bathroom stall.
GOOD LUCK!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
It sounds like you've already got the sick part down