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I don't like closet terrorists with genital herpes who eat non organic food that is grown in human waste and sewer sludge.

YOU?

Please?1

well, first, i think you need to talk to it...orange are always easier to peel if you ask nicely first...but you need to be aggressive too, like show them whos boss. and when you stick the knife in for the first time it is generally better if you do it with your eyes closed after spinning around 3 times...as it give that piniata affect...makes it much more fun..and sometimes you will even get candy inside..but that is a different story. But you also have to be careful that the orange is turned right side up, to ensure all of its dignity is installed...to find his eyes, look for the two engraved dots that are closest together and then turn the orange exacly 52 degrees to the west...you now need to get a pale green marker and draw the eyes on...pick up a purple marker next and draw the ears on so that it can hear you asking...be sure to make them porportional to the body, taking up exactly 1/17th of the surface. If this doesnt help your relationship - I don't know what will!

Porcupine

Because Edith had 4 kids whose names were Jerimiah, Lucas Michael, Lucas Christopher, and Vernon, it was obvious to her she had to milk the goats on Tuesday so the lawnmowers would function properly.

And your mom.

The cheese is ripe! Are you taking cheddar flavored breath enhancers?? Are you using striped tooth brushes dipped in cheese fondue to decrease your chances of going finacial bankrupt??

Have you ever noticed how Kim Possible's upper lip looks like a moustache?

I have no idea why it's so dark. Srsly.

I am my husbands 3rd wife. 3 times a charm! Been married 14yrs

Rawr!! A flying threeheaded mouse with acne and an overbite!!! Run Away!!!

(freakachu)

my grandma had a dog constintly hunched my grandpa who was paralized leg all the time he would yell at it to stop but my grandma would just say he is being friendly and never make it stop . He got hit by a car (the dog not my grandpa)

I want my Teddy Bear....he's on a plane to Hawaii.