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So, there's this donkey....?
...that lives in my garage. He's kept himself alive by eating wooden planks and drinking old motor oil.
I think it's really neat, so I go to the grocery store and ask people "Hey, you wanna see my donkey?"
Why do they run from me?
26 Answers
- Jim BrickLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
I don't think it had anything to do with the donkey.
Bar soap is on aisle 4.
- 1 decade ago
Because the donkey ate so much motor oil.. the splinters keep shooting out at an extremely high rate of speed every time the donkey Brays....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
The back half of that donkey looks an awful lot like the neighbor kid. Couldn't you afford the entire costume?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
No offense, but keep the donkey in the garage.
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- rose pLv 71 decade ago
They might have seen you and your donkey at the seaside trying to hire out for rides.
Rose P.
- 1 decade ago
How many times have I told you: Always check your flies before leaving the house!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
cuz they are afraid that a talking donkey that sounds alot loike eddie murphy will show up with his dragon wife
- barbwireLv 71 decade ago
They might have thought you were Juan Valdez, and wondered if you were going to ask them to pick the coffee beans for you.
