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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Fruit and veg dating and some of my contacts...funny ?

One of these from my in-box

I suffer thoughts congestion

I am not at all poetic fox

please send your suggestion

fruit and veg dating

You've been the Apple of my eye

you know how much I care

so Lettuce gets together

we'd make a perfect Pear.

Cabbage always has a heart

Green beans string along

You're such a Tomato

will you Peas to me belong?

Now, something's sure to Turnip

to prove you can't be Beet

so, if you Carrot all for me

Then let our Tulips meet.

You can avocado once a night

with passion fruit of love

but then I Soya with my eyes

while it was raisin up above

Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now

bee my Honey, dear

or tears will fill Potato's eyes

while Sweet Corn lends an ear.

You are the perfect Date for me

please lets Orange it dear

I’ll be Currant you will see

and Berry all your fears

I'll Cauliflower shop and say

your dreams are Parsley fine

I'll work and share my Celery

if you would say your mine

Update:

Some of my contacts

This is a detective

at times makes me dizzy

for ever so effective

meet our Cheesy

Always lauging out loud

usualy there from the mark

larfs are always abound

Lightshieldedbydark

A contact very new

into the jokes lobby

fresh as the morning dew

the newly added Dodie

Lacking in experience

have they got a tan

looking for convenience

is the Answers Fan

Another new addition

she likes to read a clown

she'll say yes on one condition

you can't keep a princess down

Some times we hear

she is quick to draw

I wish she was near

the beautiful Madfro

From a place up north

chatterbox she is ready

lot of value and worth

from some lovely Debbie

Likes to read a tail

he might be an add on

wagging his tail

the (UK) Luck Dragon

Fancy a funny

always on live

worth some money

she is mumson45

Update 2:

Sometimes in here just

does she drink like a fish

a star from her a must

the funny little Trish

Another funny fan

as rich as Jakkie O

still with no man

her name CassieO

This is a minx for real

for length or girth

does she often peal

the sexy Miss Smith

She has an older man

when she is free

joining in on the fun

it's Tiffinynb93

Yet another funny post

a larfs storm wizard

we never really lost

meet the Quizard

Bringing up a baby

has she got the power

I say yes for sure and maybe

she is our Cauliflower

Polite and rare

I say cheerie o

dunno she is where

the nice Cathyo

A girl from London town

hates man to be a donkey

dirt and spit makes her frown

it is of cource the Foxystorky

Tall and slim a nice guy

wants to grow and he can

loads of food he's got to buy

to fatten up I Love Anne

From the other side of the pond

caring friendly not ladete

two glasses later she's drunk

the one and only it's Babette

Update 3:

She always leaves a nice comment

stars forever says fantastic

she's not a friend just for a moment

the real dear Mrs Vesic

A strong believer of opinion

feminism never dithers

this is one in a million

it is of course our Chivers

Two more girls a real nice pair

butterflies in my tummy

always funny good and fare

thank you Angel and Mummy

Another nice little girl

will she be a beauty queen

her soul just a shiny pearl

she's Madaleina mannequin

Talking about sexuality

who shall we ask tonight

open minded quallity

Sparklesyeahthatsright

Always full of cheers

I love you too

was I younger 30 years

Missfit22

She never leaves a bad comment

to her niceness there is no break

it is never a dull moment

the funny unusual Goldrake

Full of fun and riddles

will she save the day

from boredom to rid us

The ever so Enigmatic J

Always good to hear

jokes and laughs an overdose

I think she's a dear

of course she's Rambling Rose

Update 4:

Is this one for real or what

a talent there will she go far

me duckies did you like that

posts and words by Wonderstar

I laugh a lot smile and sorts

with the real fun-damentalist

her posts words and thoughts

Mechelle the joke specialist

Oh my,do forgive me Gods

I trully left so many out

I try to think make words

you'll be there next time round

Dont worry,I am not about to give up the day job yet !!!

Update 5:

First verse and part tittled some of my contacts

Copyright © Panos 2008

Update 6:

The happy tears I shed

reading all ,what you meant

never expected a response as such

I am telling you all, you mean so much

it's coming to the end

I got to just pick the one

it's very hard ,you comprehend

for just a little Greek man

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Panos,

    Your words

    spin a magic spell

    for those you seem to know so well

    I am here to dwell

    under your magic spell

    choo choo,

    Babette

    Source(s): Making people happy is an art :) Mastered by few admired by many :) You are an Artist :) I'm proud to call you my friend.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well hello Panos! your a genius

    and your poem, was quite ingenious

    and i, a shiny pearl soul,

    to my mother, you console

    i could not be a beauty queen

    because thoughts and dreams do intervene

    "another nice little girl"

    even though my bangs dont sausage curl

    im madalaina mannequin

    sell this poem- youll make a million

    hopefully, save some for me

    and a beauty queen i will be!

    a star for you, or two or three

    (:

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That is so cute!

    Now here is one for you, I call it

    THUMBS UP TO PANOS

    Panos is so cleaver

    Look at this lovely endevour

    Stayed up all night

    Without a light

    Creating for invisible friends

    A tribute to their trends

    Panos is truly devoted

    Posts without a motive

    Panos is such a delight

    Making Yahoo feel quite right

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Panos, your good at rhymes

    i hope you do it at other times

    your contacts thank you for a job well done,

    because you seem to be so much fun

    but dont quit your day job yet

    because rhymes dont pay much, i bet!!

    thanx!!!!

    its funny that you said "she likes to read a clown" because i used to have a contact who was a clown before he turned into an @ss ( he was a set of buns. lol) and i miss his jokes.

    his name was ilikejokes when he was a clown. then he was cheekyjokes when he was an @ss.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Lol Honey this Wonderstars is for real,but are you?

    Here have a star me Duckie.xxxx

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha! Oh Panos...how cute! xx

  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Panos that was very good, star awarded.

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol, you're a sweetie Panos. Thank you :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol!

    Thanks so much Panos!

    I loved it! Very sweet and funny!

    ..lol!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My first is in paper and also in cape

    My seconds in laughter and also in grape

    My third is in nectar but isn`t in cot

    My fourth is in solid and also in lot

    My fifth is in special and also in best

    The whole things a person

    With whose friendship i`m blessed.

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