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Fruit and veg dating and some of my contacts...funny ?
One of these from my in-box
I suffer thoughts congestion
I am not at all poetic fox
please send your suggestion
fruit and veg dating
You've been the Apple of my eye
you know how much I care
so Lettuce gets together
we'd make a perfect Pear.
Cabbage always has a heart
Green beans string along
You're such a Tomato
will you Peas to me belong?
Now, something's sure to Turnip
to prove you can't be Beet
so, if you Carrot all for me
Then let our Tulips meet.
You can avocado once a night
with passion fruit of love
but then I Soya with my eyes
while it was raisin up above
Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now
bee my Honey, dear
or tears will fill Potato's eyes
while Sweet Corn lends an ear.
You are the perfect Date for me
please lets Orange it dear
I’ll be Currant you will see
and Berry all your fears
I'll Cauliflower shop and say
your dreams are Parsley fine
I'll work and share my Celery
if you would say your mine
Some of my contacts
This is a detective
at times makes me dizzy
for ever so effective
meet our Cheesy
Always lauging out loud
usualy there from the mark
larfs are always abound
Lightshieldedbydark
A contact very new
into the jokes lobby
fresh as the morning dew
the newly added Dodie
Lacking in experience
have they got a tan
looking for convenience
is the Answers Fan
Another new addition
she likes to read a clown
she'll say yes on one condition
you can't keep a princess down
Some times we hear
she is quick to draw
I wish she was near
the beautiful Madfro
From a place up north
chatterbox she is ready
lot of value and worth
from some lovely Debbie
Likes to read a tail
he might be an add on
wagging his tail
the (UK) Luck Dragon
Fancy a funny
always on live
worth some money
she is mumson45
Sometimes in here just
does she drink like a fish
a star from her a must
the funny little Trish
Another funny fan
as rich as Jakkie O
still with no man
her name CassieO
This is a minx for real
for length or girth
does she often peal
the sexy Miss Smith
She has an older man
when she is free
joining in on the fun
it's Tiffinynb93
Yet another funny post
a larfs storm wizard
we never really lost
meet the Quizard
Bringing up a baby
has she got the power
I say yes for sure and maybe
she is our Cauliflower
Polite and rare
I say cheerie o
dunno she is where
the nice Cathyo
A girl from London town
hates man to be a donkey
dirt and spit makes her frown
it is of cource the Foxystorky
Tall and slim a nice guy
wants to grow and he can
loads of food he's got to buy
to fatten up I Love Anne
From the other side of the pond
caring friendly not ladete
two glasses later she's drunk
the one and only it's Babette
She always leaves a nice comment
stars forever says fantastic
she's not a friend just for a moment
the real dear Mrs Vesic
A strong believer of opinion
feminism never dithers
this is one in a million
it is of course our Chivers
Two more girls a real nice pair
butterflies in my tummy
always funny good and fare
thank you Angel and Mummy
Another nice little girl
will she be a beauty queen
her soul just a shiny pearl
she's Madaleina mannequin
Talking about sexuality
who shall we ask tonight
open minded quallity
Sparklesyeahthatsright
Always full of cheers
I love you too
was I younger 30 years
Missfit22
She never leaves a bad comment
to her niceness there is no break
it is never a dull moment
the funny unusual Goldrake
Full of fun and riddles
will she save the day
from boredom to rid us
The ever so Enigmatic J
Always good to hear
jokes and laughs an overdose
I think she's a dear
of course she's Rambling Rose
Is this one for real or what
a talent there will she go far
me duckies did you like that
posts and words by Wonderstar
I laugh a lot smile and sorts
with the real fun-damentalist
her posts words and thoughts
Mechelle the joke specialist
Oh my,do forgive me Gods
I trully left so many out
I try to think make words
you'll be there next time round
Dont worry,I am not about to give up the day job yet !!!
First verse and part tittled some of my contacts
Copyright © Panos 2008
The happy tears I shed
reading all ,what you meant
never expected a response as such
I am telling you all, you mean so much
it's coming to the end
I got to just pick the one
it's very hard ,you comprehend
for just a little Greek man
30 Answers
- BabetteLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Panos,
Your words
spin a magic spell
for those you seem to know so well
I am here to dwell
under your magic spell
choo choo,
Babette
Source(s): Making people happy is an art :) Mastered by few admired by many :) You are an Artist :) I'm proud to call you my friend. - Anonymous1 decade ago
well hello Panos! your a genius
and your poem, was quite ingenious
and i, a shiny pearl soul,
to my mother, you console
i could not be a beauty queen
because thoughts and dreams do intervene
"another nice little girl"
even though my bangs dont sausage curl
im madalaina mannequin
sell this poem- youll make a million
hopefully, save some for me
and a beauty queen i will be!
a star for you, or two or three
(:
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That is so cute!
Now here is one for you, I call it
THUMBS UP TO PANOS
Panos is so cleaver
Look at this lovely endevour
Stayed up all night
Without a light
Creating for invisible friends
A tribute to their trends
Panos is truly devoted
Posts without a motive
Panos is such a delight
Making Yahoo feel quite right
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Panos, your good at rhymes
i hope you do it at other times
your contacts thank you for a job well done,
because you seem to be so much fun
but dont quit your day job yet
because rhymes dont pay much, i bet!!
thanx!!!!
its funny that you said "she likes to read a clown" because i used to have a contact who was a clown before he turned into an @ss ( he was a set of buns. lol) and i miss his jokes.
his name was ilikejokes when he was a clown. then he was cheekyjokes when he was an @ss.
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- WonderstarLv 61 decade ago
Lol Honey this Wonderstars is for real,but are you?
Here have a star me Duckie.xxxx
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Haha! Oh Panos...how cute! xx
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol!
Thanks so much Panos!
I loved it! Very sweet and funny!
..lol!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
My first is in paper and also in cape
My seconds in laughter and also in grape
My third is in nectar but isn`t in cot
My fourth is in solid and also in lot
My fifth is in special and also in best
The whole things a person
With whose friendship i`m blessed.