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big fire big fire big fire!!!!!!?

there was a big fire in the ocean

a blind man saw it

a deaf man heard it

a cripple ran for the ambulance

the ambulance flew round a corner

and near killed two dead cats................:-)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I freaking love that one! I laughed my head off it was so not funny!!!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    With regards to recent events in different parts of the wolrd, then a flood is more frightening in being more devastating, as the tsunami showed with such a high death toll. But the Australian widlfires and those in the USA and other places also cause people to be cut off from escape, very quickly and suddenly. Death, or loss of family, from either event is terrifying. what is sacry depends on how you see the ability to escape from danger.

  • sammi
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Liking it! How about this one:

    "I see," said the blind man to his deaf daughter at the corner of the round table.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    late one morning i the middle of the night

    2 dead men got up to fight

    back to back they faced each other

    drew there swords and shot each other.

    And another

    one fine day in summer

    when the snow was raining hard

    i went to get some keatings for the fleas in our back yard.

    I met a fair young maiden who's dark blue eyes were green

    she hadnt washed her filthy neck

    she stank like margarine.

    The corporation muck cart was full right to the brim

    the corporation driver fell in

    he couldn't swim.

    He sank right to the bottom

    just like a little stone

    and as he sank he hollered

    'home sweet home'.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yep thats strange

  • Sha
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    These cats are terrorists.

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao!

    u make this up? ur very creative! lol!

  • 1 decade ago

    swell, have a great day!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i dont get it

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

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