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big fire big fire big fire!!!!!!?
there was a big fire in the ocean
a blind man saw it
a deaf man heard it
a cripple ran for the ambulance
the ambulance flew round a corner
and near killed two dead cats................:-)
14 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I freaking love that one! I laughed my head off it was so not funny!!!
- Anonymous5 years ago
With regards to recent events in different parts of the wolrd, then a flood is more frightening in being more devastating, as the tsunami showed with such a high death toll. But the Australian widlfires and those in the USA and other places also cause people to be cut off from escape, very quickly and suddenly. Death, or loss of family, from either event is terrifying. what is sacry depends on how you see the ability to escape from danger.
- sammiLv 61 decade ago
Liking it! How about this one:
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf daughter at the corner of the round table.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
late one morning i the middle of the night
2 dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew there swords and shot each other.
And another
one fine day in summer
when the snow was raining hard
i went to get some keatings for the fleas in our back yard.
I met a fair young maiden who's dark blue eyes were green
she hadnt washed her filthy neck
she stank like margarine.
The corporation muck cart was full right to the brim
the corporation driver fell in
he couldn't swim.
He sank right to the bottom
just like a little stone
and as he sank he hollered
'home sweet home'.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yep thats strange
- Anonymous1 decade ago
i dont get it
- Anonymous1 decade ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!