What question could I ask that would absolutely SHOCK you??

Hello Alice(my name),is it true you really did that(what I did) last week?

If you were to write,

"Did you know that I can honestly say

that together, Ace Frehley and I wrote

and recorded the original version of,

'Shock Me'?"

That would SHOCK me.

58 minutes ago

What on earth made you think that you could fit in those pants?

Or...

Oh my goodness, haven't you seen how big you look in those? Are you wearing that as a joke?

Or...

Where can I buy the cheapest nose hair collection?

Or ...

How many bodies do you think you can fit into a Nike backpack ( and what would you use to cut them up with, please be specific)?

Or ...

My boyfriend is always buying me these expensive gifts. Last night he came home with diamond earings and a gift voucher for ... ( an expensive store!) How do I get him to stop buying me gifts?

Or ...

I can't stand it when I have an orgasm. How can I make sure that I don't have one during mind blowing sex?

it would....

what is your name?

i dont think ther are too many except sucj things s when should i make the first move on my son

is it ok for a animal to lick me down there

does it matter if you urinate during sex

i know he got my 13 yearold daughter pregnant bu i love him is are relationship ok?

things like this would maybe not shock me but shake me

'Darlin, there is not anything you could ask me that would shock me. I've seen more crazy stuff than I can shake a stick at.

What brand shaving cream tastes the best?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5rpq6u8hYgk

Why do you care...Jk... You could ask why I did the thing I just did a couple seconds ago--and name it.

CANT THINK OF ANY its hard to shock me

"How much jail time do you think you would serve if you were arrested for tackling a department store mannequin?"

That would shock me.