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A Father's 5 kids?
Mary's father has five kids. Four of them are named Nan, Nen, Nin, and Non. What is the name of the last child?
*Most of you should get it right so if you add a joke on your answer you get an extra chance of winning the 10 points!!!
28 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Mary the nun
JOKE
A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came
out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked
inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later, she came
out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it
shut. Angrily back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She
marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!
There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, "whoa! Its getting hot in here!" The other muffin says, "HOLY CRAP!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
~~~~~
Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny. She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?"
You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, "I don't need to. They've already been named."
~~~~~
The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten.
"Johnny," the teacher asked, "where is the decimal point now?"
"On the eraser!" came back the quick reply.
- 1 decade ago
ha ha ha Mary is the last name of the child. am i right? Mary's father has five kids..so after Mary said four names of her siblings then of course the last name must be her name.
what's kind of fruit, inside is firemen outside is soldiers?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Mary.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Maryyy'YY ....
there once were 2 friends hunting. lets name them..
bob and todd...
todd needed to take a pee break so they stopped to pee.
while todd pee'd a snake came from nowhere and bit his dingling.
todd screamed in pain as bob asked wut happened.
bob saw the bite and said wait here ill go get help!
bob ran to the nearest town and asked the doctor there to come and help.
the doctor replied " i cant! i have a woman here in labor!"
bob franticly asked "then wut do i do to a snake bite!?"
the doctor answered " you must moisten the bite with anticacid. spit will work well. then u must suck out the poison and he will be fine.
bob nodded and left the clinic.
todd lay on the floor holding his dingling in pain as he saw bob walking torward him.
he lay helplessly and asked "so did the doctor say anytin?"
bob shrugged. "nope.. he said u gonna die man..."
10 point please.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
It would be funny if Mary was a nun!
- nemoi26Lv 51 decade ago
Mary
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”
The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”
“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”