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Do you feel you will re-marry at age 80 ?

Regardless of one's age, you simply should always plan ahead:

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just

gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be

marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

'He's a funeral director,' she answered.

'Interesting,' the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three

husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining

that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus

ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her

80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four

men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to

get ready, and four to go.'

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    yes just because you'll never know.I like this joke so I gave you 1 star wish I can give 10.

  • i don't i am not married yet but i will like to get have a girlfriend first but i will have to find the right girl first and one day i will probably get married one day the right woman would make me a very happy man

  • 1 decade ago

    That brought a smile to my face. Thank you. And to answer your question, hopefully my second marriage will last into my 80's.

  • robee
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I cannot wait to tell my 87 year-old father this one. I like it.

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  • Haha. I liked that one. Will have to share it with my elderly friends and relatives!

  • 1 decade ago

    That is too funny! YOU ROCK! And so does she. Nevertheless I don't think I'll ever marry again.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol nice joke have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    I have got to tell my brother this one! lol

  • Alicat
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hahaha thanks for making me smile I needed that !

    I hadn't noticed the catergory...so I fell for it til the end !

  • Mako
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good one dude!

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