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Wedding Anniversary in Las Vegas...?
George and Harriet decide to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.
Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Lets go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come up to 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?"
Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened the door and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
George asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively. "You really must be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!"
George said "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Where do you get them? :)
- Anonymous4 years ago
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- ?Lv 45 years ago
Sky, the only place to stay for the occasion is The Hotel at Manadalay Bay. The Hotel is owned by Mandalay Bay, but it's pretty much its own place. The rooms are so incredibly nice you guys won't want to leave. Also, there's no casino in this hotel so it's nice and quite and it's only a two minute walk through the lobby into Mandalay Bay. Believe me, you guys will love this place.
- WonderstarLv 61 decade ago
Lol Honey I hope old George don't take me for that cheap,here have a star.xxxx
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol, ver funny!!!10/10 a star for you!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hehe good one
