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Noah's Ark...funny?
When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting
with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said
with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on this
trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to
my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After
we see land, you can get your penis back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's
cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said,
"Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see
if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window,
and said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.
Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You
know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the
water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are
you acting so excited every day?"
"LOOK!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression,
as he held out a piece of paper...
"I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"
heather T ....this is a joke would you please put the bible down for a sec....
sorry to hear you sicko
23 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hee hee.
i wonder what ms. rabbit thought of mr. rabbit haveing the horses receipt?
and i wonder if the horse had to get the rabbits receipt.
hahahaha.
- Anonymous5 years ago
First off the Armenian dig site of Noah's ark is looking %99 sure that its Noah's ark. #2 is the finding that Noah apparently used round shaped smaller vessels in tow to hold supplies the remains of two of them are close to the dig as to did the ark contain every known animal and bug? No just the animals of the region in my opinion. But many other peoples have flood hero's also its likely that god had people in other parts of the world doing what Noah did.the bible only speaks of the 8 that went on to become isreal did Noah go to the north pole to round up polar bears? Use common sense here! The ice poles never got covered and why? Ice floats! Surely thousands of ice islands gave refuge to those animals
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