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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Successful Sons...funny ?

Four men went to play golf one day. Three of them headed to

the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take

care of the bill.

The three men started talking and bragging about their

sons. The first man told the others "My son is a home

builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new

home for free."

The second man said, "My son is a car salesman, and

now owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful

that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.

The third man , not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My

son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he

gave his friend an entire portfolio."

The fourth man joined them at the tee after a few minutes

of taking care of business. The fist man mentioned, "We

are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and a go-go

dancer at a gay bar." The other three men grew silent

as he continued,

Update:

"I'm not totally thrilled about

the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three

boyfriends gave him a house, and brand new Mercedes, and

a stock portfolio."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol!

    Well, didn't that guy strike it rich, lol.

    : )

  • 1 decade ago

    That was a great joke!=D Here Have a *STAR!, Im gonna go tell that to my mum , she'll love it!=D

    Hope You win against the "Trolls"

    I'm on you side=D

    n__n

  • 1 decade ago

    honestly, i dont know if i would cry or laugh....its so funny :-) i just read ur previous jokes from other profile and i searched for more jokes from ur profile..u r a genius, thanx for sharing

  • ....
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol that happens when you're bragging here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxxx

  • angel
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol, the consequences of bragging

  • 1 decade ago

    hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl

    star

  • 1 decade ago

    Clever !

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHA. That is hilarious and clever! Star for you.

  • LYY
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol. heard it before, but still cracks me up. :P

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