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Running out of creative juices...?
I need reasons why one's lip might get bruised or busted.
They can be real reasons, funny reasons, outlandish reasons, impossible to life reasons. Really, just anything.
Thanks!
2 Answers
- PivoineLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
Biting repeatedly will bruise one's lips..
Remember that scene in Legally Blonde? The bend and snap?
Imagine the postman would actually get hit in the lips, rather than the eye.
Having no limbs and trying to fasten a baby safety pin with your mouth would do it.
during foreplay & getting caught in your partner's nipple ring...
two cavemen trying to chase their shadow, thinking it's their woman.
Ok, I am running on fumes as well.
- Sweet CheeksLv 71 decade ago
Happens when teenagers kiss and lock braces. Happens when one is not fully awake and bashes into the bathroom door. Happens when he moves at the last minute.