Grammar rules for posting questions....?

hahaha very good !

dang quizard had a similar one just ready to post,well might as well stick it here now.............

HOW TO WRITE GOOD

Here are several very important but often forgotten rules

of English:

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.

2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

3. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)

4. Employ the vernacular.

5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

8. Contractions aren't necessary.

9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.

10. One should never generalize.

11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once

said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

12. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.

13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words

than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

14. Profanity sucks.

15. Be more or less specific.

16. Understatement is always best.

17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.

19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

20. The passive voice is to be avoided.

21. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.

23. Who needs rhetorical questions?

some might be the same sorry and I got more than you (not so sorry ) nene me ne me !!!!

lol

Hey, Quizard, try to keep up, will you? School's out and nobody has to observe rules that hold there.

The idea of this website is to stimulate discussion from people of all walks of life. If those people do not meet your unedified requirements, perhaps you could have a look around and join a different game.

A person's ability to conjugate verbs or spell is absolutely unimportant, what is important is that they made the effort to write something for consideration by others, that is the prime force here. If you are so self-obssessed with a sense of superiority that this causes you offence, you are free to leave.

Your elitist and arrogant thinking is actually counter-productive to stimulating brainstorming and free thinking.

That, and your grammatical howler in your first point, have finished up making you look a bit of an eejit. That's Irish, look it up.

It's about time that this lesson was given, I think a lot of it is sheer lazyness, not reading the question properly, not using spell check, and lastly not previewing their answer and editing it before submitting it.

Your rules are very clever.

When I started to read it, I was like, wait a min, you're trying to tell me how to use grammar-- oh wait... hahahaha- awesome, but I do agree some people won't be getting this one.

Brilliant!!! xD

Simply brilliant! xD

And the verb doesn't has to agree with the subject! xD

Have a star! *

Lol Honey I agree,here have your star.xxxx

Why is this in Jokes?

Only kidding! Very funny.

Brilliant!!

10 out of 10 for that!!

Star on its way!! *

LOL! Can't wait for the roolz on speeling!

I`m liking this. wish i had thought of it. blue peter badge and one thousand stars