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Prince is back with his jokes?
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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How do you recognize a Prince in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Everyone....its Just of fun...dont take things seriously....
Cheers
Prince
23 Answers
- rhay ♥Lv 71 decade ago
ohh, how cutee. im so glad youre back, these are all funny. you get a star. who would take these things seriously?
i once saw a card, that had all the beans listed on the front, well the popular ones, anyway, with their picture. like a pinto bean, lima bean, ect. when you opened it, there was a soybean with stick arms and legs and a smile that said "human bean". i cracked up. just a little day brightener.
- Anonymous5 years ago
THe Jokes are HILARIOUS. Keep it up! your doing a great Job! thanxs for the laugh Have a nice day!! here's a star!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Second one is the hottest. Ha Haaaaaaa Haaaaaa
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Whoooooooooo hooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad ur back with your jokes!!!! the second and third were the funniest!!!!!! Don't worry I WON'T take these things seriously.They are swell jokes!!!!!!!!
- 1 decade ago
i love "How do you recognize a Prince in School?"
really makes me laugh..
