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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Why Men Can Pee Standing Up?

God was just about done creating humans, but He had 2 parts left over.He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place--first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried if he could hit a stump 10 ft away laughing w/delight all the while.

Update:

God and Eve watched him with amusement, and then God said to Eve,"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    and then Eve said, "Please God, since you gave him the "handy thing" that lets him pee standing up, could you please make me 100000000 times as smart as i already am?" After some consideration, God agreed and VOILA, Eve turned into a man.

    HAHA HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FEMINIST BI*CH

    btw im atheist so you can go suck it

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

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  • 7 years ago

    xca

  • 1 decade ago

    honestly i'd rather have the peeing standing up, i got enough brains LOL

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  • 1 decade ago

    OMG!! lol rotflmao that was so funny! I've never heard that before! star!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! I've never heard that one before. That's awesome!

    Have a star. ^_^

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL bahahah funny funny =]

    =]

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats so funny i love it

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol that was great :]]]]]

    much love <3.

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