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have u heard this one?

The bus river asked lil tim, why is your cat on the bus today?

Tim says (crying). I heard daddy tell momma that he's gonna eat that pu55y when I leave!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!! Star for you Sweetie!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Good One! A Star for you!

  • 1 decade ago

    A little naughty...but still gave me a good laugh!!!

    so a star for you!

  • 1 decade ago

    Never heard that one but LMAO

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha i never heard that one before

  • 1 decade ago

    funny and a little bad

  • 1 decade ago

    omg lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lol- never heard that one before ^^

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    this is a hilarious joke

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, good one

    Source(s): personal experiences
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