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A Newlywed Couple?

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being

on their honeymoon.

"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband

asked.

"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors

will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll

have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have

you left the washing machine door open' instead?"

So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't

suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"

"No, I definitely shut it, " replied the wife

who rolled over and fell asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky

herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave

the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

"No, thanks, " said the husband. "It

was only a small load so I did it by hand."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Brilliant

  • Vishal
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    LOL. I'm surprised that, as a newlywed, her husband couldn't muster up the energy to do some more laundry...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO da hubby is gonna love this one

  • 1 decade ago

    typical friggin men lol x

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha poor hubby...why get married if ....you got to wash by hand lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    very funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Awesome! lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    oh what a good job that is funny, thanks for the laugh, have a great night

  • 1 decade ago

    fab made me laugh! x

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