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A Newlywed Couple?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being
on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband
asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors
will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll
have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have
you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't
suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it, " replied the wife
who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky
herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave
the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks, " said the husband. "It
was only a small load so I did it by hand."
21 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Brilliant
- VishalLv 61 decade ago
LOL. I'm surprised that, as a newlywed, her husband couldn't muster up the energy to do some more laundry...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LMAO da hubby is gonna love this one
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
haha poor hubby...why get married if ....you got to wash by hand lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
very funny