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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.?

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren."

And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

"Sara Pipalini", replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.

"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Guess I am goin to hell then.....that was funny. :) thanks!

  • Tinker
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Get the gates of hell open i am on the way....laughed loads

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, guess I'm goin 2 heaven

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    3 hail marys and a bottle of brandy for you !!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    That's retarded! And you wouldn't go to hell just because you laughed.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol wow dats weird

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Good one so 10/10.!!!

    Cheers Richard.!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    hell here i come

  • ...
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    its ok, im staying right here.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol........looks like im goin straight to hell....!! haha!!!!

    <3...........xx

  • hahaha!!

    very funny!...star

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