who has a good, and short riddle?

what is something that the more u take, the more is left behind?

do u want the answer or not?

>> A guy is hitchhiking along a road. He has no arms, one leg & three ears.

A car pulls up beside him, driver winds down the window & says: " 'ere,'ere, 'ere, you look 'armless, 'op in."

ciao!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs thats hanging on your wall? art.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs thats in your swimming pool? bob.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs thats on your doorstep? matt.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs thats in a pile of leaves? russel.

knock knock. who's there? nosy b@?&!

Which is the cow that does not give milk? and another one for you, Which is the light that cannot be lit?

what is more powerful than god

more evil than the devil

poor people have it

rich people need it

and if u eat it u die???

would anyone like a sex sandwich???????

roll over and lettuce on top