How would you describe the classic symptoms of "a case of the Mondays"?

So tired that a caffeine IV sounds like a perfect pick me up, a little sad-- just blah-feeling, a severe need for sugar in any form...

How is YOUR Monday??

funny you asked this because I just asked a friend of mine last night if I kept going west could I out run Mondays and just go on into Tuesday? He's still "pondering" it!! Will let you know!!

I think Joker has the first symptom right!!

I used to start wit a slight tightening of the stomach muscles and shoulders. It came and went as the afternoon an evening went on depending upon what else was occupying my mind.

gag, its Monday? My head hurts. You wake up stiff and tired and are just not into going back to work. 5 am was so early for me today.

Everything has a hint of blue.

No one emails you, they're too busy dredging through their own emails.

You can hear the clock tick... tick... tick... and wish it were time to leave work.

Everyone is extremely tired and hitting the coffee heavily.

when you think to your self - i realy must get a better job - i will make some effot this week (but then friday gets round and you never do make the effot you just stay stuck in the same sh*ty job then guess what its monday again and yep your in the sh*t again (in work)

Not wanting to get out of my warm bed this morning.. seeing it was foggy outside....then having to de-ice my car...before driving to work....and wishing I had won the Lottery on Saturday......and that was just the beginning of my day.....yuk....

Instead of actually driving to work, you feel like driving past where you work and instead drive to the middle of nowhere.

You don't want to get out of bed to begin with.

I imagine they are something along the lines of the Sunday evening blues

hungover still from Saturday night

a little behind on work b/c you told yourself you would do it Sunday afternoon but watched the football game instead

really freaking tired