Are you Pro choice for Nachos?

Ask not what a nacho can do for you but what you can do for your nacho

Check with your priest to see what the latest word from the Holy Father in the Vatican says about them.

If he says they are immoral then don't eat them.

Unless he forbids it, they can be used for other purposes without incurring mortal sin.

Eg: starting fires-----not as efficient as the concomittant flatulence might have been but nonetheless at least partially useful;

mattress stuffing if there is room in there with all that money you saved not buying them for a while;

to achieve that "chunky" look as stuffing in a brassiere or jock strap;

to bait for ants;

to entertain all your atheist friends(just becasue you can't eat'em doesn't mean everybody must abstain);

to spread on the floor as a burglar alarm as someone crunches them walking atop them;

as landfill

nachos or cheesesteak? Cheesesteak texting or talking? Hm....either clinton, obama, or mccain? Don't care converse or vans? Vans pretty and dumb or ugly and smart? Ugly and smart suburb, city, or rural? City half full or half empty? Half full glasses or contacts? Contacts, though I don't wear either yahoo or google? Yahoo NYSE or NASDAQ? Um....what? work or school? School beatles or rolling stones? Both the 80's or today? Today taken or single? Me? I'm inbetween comedy or tragedy? Comedy pro life or pro choice? Pro life peace or war? Peace

I'd rather die than live without nachos!! OMG!! My man makes the BEST nachos you'll ever have!! GREAT! Now I'm hungry for nachos & he's at work!! *shakes fist in the air* DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!! LOL

Ch, you better believe it! lol And Im all for pro choice for having options on my nachos! Mmm....I want nachos now.

You Rock...

and roll,

Viva La Nachos

I am SOOO pro-choice for nachos.

I support nachos all the way. LOL.

Let the nachos live!!!

It's not up to the government to decide whether nachos are right for me... it's my life and my body dammit.