Could you sign a disclaimer before you look at this joke?

ROFL ROFL ROFLMFAO!!!! Excellent! You got a star for that lol! xx

Disgusting

omg rotflol ok ive got a couple thier is a blonde burnet and redhead and they all got the electric chair for a crime they didnt commit so the red head goes first and she sits down and the guy whoes about to throw the switch yells ready aim and she yells tornado everybody looks around and she escapes the burnet caught on to this and sits in the chair ready aim huracane she yells and gets away the blonde understands sits in the chair ready aim she yelled FIRE ok so the same scene as the first one they are getting the chair and the burnett sits in it first they ask her is she has any last words she said i happen to be a lawer and i know justice wont kill me off so he throws the switch nothing happens the red head sits down and he asked her if she had any last words she was a new age type person and she said karma wont let me die so he flipped the switch and nothing happened the blonde sits down and said i happen to be a technicion and i know that if you dont plug it in its not going to kill anyone

there's a shop in audenshaw called the clock shop(corner shop, general grocers)

will stop of on my way home to see if there's any lettuce in store

What disclaimer?

Is it something about not complaining if I read a 40 year old joke?

itsa howler a star 4 a star

LMAO gotta admit that was a good 1

Hahahaha...I'm laughing so hard my fiance came in from the other room to see if I was ok :P

Quality!

That man wasn't a scaffolder was he?A slug keeper?

Now that's put a smile on my face :D