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Riddle, STAR if you like it...?

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,

I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.

My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.

My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy,

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad.

And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother

To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run.

And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son.

Who is my grandma?

Update:

LMAO Apparently I'm the only one on the planet who has never heard of this rhyme - my brother is now dying of embarrassment. Hopefully this found itโ€™s way to people who got to read it for the first time, like me!!! LOL

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  • 1 decade ago
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    " My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue, because although she is my wife, shes my grandmother too

    If my wife is my grandmother, then i am her grandchild, and every time i think of it, it nearly drives me wild. Now i have become the strangest case you ever saw as husband of my grandmother, i'me my own Grandpa

  • 1 decade ago

    Your wife, the widow. since she is your father's mother in law, n you r ur father's son, so technically she's ur granma.

    i think.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A little old lady who sits in her rocking chair wondering who you are, Nothing beats grandma's home baking so maybe your onto a winner.

  • Momo
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i never hear this before, expect once when i was younger i heard a song that when "i am my own grandpa" well that the only part i remember, now i know where it all came from. lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Your wife.

    She is your step-mother's mother. Technically, she's your step-grandmother.

    Source(s): used me noggin
  • 1 decade ago

    ur wifee

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