My boyfriend thinks he's a parrot...can u help me?

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For some strange reason, my boyfriend thinks he's a parrot.  He just woke up one morning and squawked and he's been doing it ever since.  If that's not bad enough, he insists on eating nothing but birdseed and fruit and he keeps saying "I'm a Pretty Boy, I'm a Pretty Boy" over and over.  OK, he is SORT of a pretty boy, but it's driving me NUTS!  Should he seek professional help or do I just give him another cracker?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Consider yourself lucky...
SQUAWWWWKK!!!

Eric C · Answer

Give him the cracker. And ask if pretty boy wants another cracker. If he squawks yes. Then use the idiot pretending hes funny for what hes worth by doing something demeaning to himself. Seriously dump his *** or set him up with a psychiatrist just to **** with him. Hes not funny. Don't confuse humor for idiocy.

EricD · Answer

Sounds like he is trying to piss you off. Maybe he is trying to push you away from him and wants you to think he is crazy. I don't know... I would ask him what this is seriously about. 
Otherwise, maybe he has went crazy and thinks that he really is a parrot.

MJ · Answer

Go with Ronda B. 

Either that or are you sure you weren't dating a parrot to begin with.

Ronda B · Answer

Buy some new lingerie then call his best friend for a chat.  If he is a parrot he wont care

yuksel g · Answer

well first we have to know what kind of parrot he is so we can work on that because there is a many kind of them

Anonymous · Answer

You do keep strange company dont you. It just sounds like you are both bored with each others company and with yourselves.

rebornpheonix · Answer

Get him a bag of sunflower seeds and tell him not to poop on the furniture.

1965 model · Answer

get a cage and put him in it and ask him if Polly wants a cracker

? · Answer

Give him a cracker!

ra4bat · Answer

Take him to a vet.

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