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My old lady neighbor can't hear herself fart while talking to me???
an old lady neighbor of mine can't HEAR herself fart while she's talking to me. She does it a BUNCH and I mean several not just a few.....it's RIDICULOUS and almost impossible to act normal, but what do you say?? I would think she would at least FEEL them, if she can't hear them, but I SWEAR she doesn't even bat an eye!!
She's done it in front of my husband and kids, too!! I've laughed till I dribbled when we talk about it after she's gone.
TOOT! TOOT!!
lmao!!
Have you ever had anything like this happen to you??
19 Answers
- woodyLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
p@r@dise you have the funniest story of the night for me.
try to remain upwind at all times
- Anonymous5 years ago
because all the smells intertwine when they cook and smell good. it's not hard to make food smell good. it's harder to make food taste good. my neighbors are full chinese i believe doubt they came from America but their house is a total pig sty. theirs crap they bring home from work all over their front yard and back yard and it's all broken things like tables, fridge, washing machines,etc.. but from time to time when they are cooking it smells really good. but i highly doubt it tastes that good. why? just walk infront of their door step and you will understand why theirs craps everywhere including dead plants/animals decaying like fish. Im sure they don't shop at a real grocery store either but the local china town and everyone in my state knows the china town isn;t very good for groceries as it's been known to carry rats and it isn't even that tasty. that being said don't let the smells fool you.
- Anonymous4 years ago
GET A LIFE! THERE IS MORE TO THIS WORLD AND LIFE THEN CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODYS BODILY FUNCTIONS! HOW OLD ARE YOU 59 GOING ON 12! IF THIS IS THE TOPIC OF YOUR CONVERSATION, FOR YEARS AND YEARS TO COME THEN THE HUMAN RACE HAS FAILED AND UR ALL A BUNCH OF TRASH! HATE TO SEE WHAT S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE WHEN ALL HUMANS TALK ABOUT IS SOMEONES ELSES STINKYS AND BODILY FUNCTIONS! IF YOU HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE WHICH I HIGHLY DOUBT IT, YOU PROBABLY CHEATED UR WAY THROUGH CAUSE YOUR AS DUMB AS THE REST OF THE TRASH IN AMERICA!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ahaha that made me laugh so hard wow ahaha no ive never met someone like that and hope i dont i cant help but laugh in that situation
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- 1 decade ago
Never heard of something like this happening, but what I don't understand is how you don't feel it happening. Maybe she's just ignorant of it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Thankfully, no. I would probably imagine what it would sound like if she stuck a kazoo up there or something.
Source(s): My mind is just wired that way, I guess! - ♥Allison♥Lv 61 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is hilarious. Maybe she has gas problems and sense problems. She can't hear or stop the farts :).
- DeeDeeLv 51 decade ago
WOW this is hilarious! you've just made my night... no i haven't come across anything like this before!! hahaha
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Bless her heart.
No, I haven't met anyone with that issue.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
OH MY GOD!!! This is the funniest thing I have read all night!!!! Haaaa!!! I am giving you a star! Ha! funny!
