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Husband in restaurant?
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, 'Pardon me, ma' am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.'
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, 'No he didn't . He just walked in the door.'
20 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was so mirthful! LMAO!!!
- 1 decade ago
Hah! I had no idea that was coming. I kept thinking it was going to be some tragic ending. Cute joke.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
That is fantastic! To be honest I was expecting quite a dirty punchline, but this one is way better!
- JAM123Lv 71 decade ago
Ha ha ha.!!!
Hiding away is he, lol.!!!
Brilliant one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
