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Is this turkey-based joke funny?
On a recent trip to Las Vegas, "comedian of the year" Rita Ruder was doing shows at Harrahs. One of the jokes used to advertise her show was:
"Most turkeys taste better the day after. My mother's tasted better the day before."
Maybe it's just because I'm not American (although my wife is and she doesn't get it either), but I just can't figure out what she means, what this joke is about or why it is funny.
I didn't see the show as a result of not getting the gag on the advert.
Please help me 'get' it!
11 Answers
- sainteeLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Obviously tasted better the day before because it was not cooked, and therefore her mother was a cr*p cook !!
Cr*p joke as well by the way !!
- Mr RationalLv 41 decade ago
She's talking about Thanksgiving. Most turkeys taste better the day after you cook it, but her mom was such a lousy cook, that the turkey tasted better the day before she cooked it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
It tasted better the day before because they hadn't had any, so as someone else has said she must be a c*ap cook
- bautzLv 45 years ago
a million. basically in united statesa. can we sell ciggarettes interior the front of the save, and medicine for ill people in returned 2.basically in united statesa. can we've 8 buns, and ten warm-canines in a equipment 3. basically in united statesa. can we supply out mask for Swine Flu and no condoms for AIDs 4. Onlu in united statesa. can we chain up the pens in banks, and go away the front door huge open wish you savor em haha i did
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- 1 decade ago
i think they was trying to say there mum wos a bad cook so it was better raw then cooked but i dont hardly no nothin
- Anonymous1 decade ago
the mother was probably a crap cook