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Three Little Pigs?

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"

But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

You're gonna LOVE me for this....

The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That is really funny Richard, It really did cheer me up. Excellent *****

  • ....
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant joke worth a star.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny without being in any way offensive apart from societys drunken pigs

  • 1 decade ago

    Well done to you ritchard, I take it you are in you 50s. as we we is what us oldies do when we have had one to many. thanks for the laugh, Keep them comeing. I do enjoy what you write.

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  • 1 decade ago

    thanks for that ...that is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    me shute i do not wait i probably would stop on the freeway and get ouy of my car and go beside my car

    when you got to go you got to go ,no time for tolit paper no time for see ya later ,when you got to go you got to

  • 1 decade ago

    haha funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha! Yes i DO love you :]

  • 1 decade ago

    LoL!

    I'm lovin it!

    :D

    A star added.

  • 1 decade ago

    good one

  • hahahaha!!!!

    excellent

    thanks for sharing

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