Harry Potter Fans- What if you were on the Knight Bus and then...?

* high pitch laugh* My such fascination with me as of late. "What would you do if you, were in a closet with Lord Voldemort?" "What would you do if Lord Voldemort rang your door bell?" "What would you do if Lord Voldemort nudged you at Kings Cross?" .....I suppose it's only natural, after all there will never be a more extraordinary wizard then I. It's to be expected I suppose that even those, who might not understand my vision would at least be captivated by the shear might of my powers. :P

Now why precisely would I be on the Knight Bus? The only situation I could potentially think of is if, I was in a great hurry to speak with someone who was on board the bus at the time. I would have to feel it's quite urgent seeing as there are some inconveniences that would have to be dealt with. You see in order to summon the Knight as I'm sure you already know, one must point his wand out towards the street while standing on a sidewalk. However the ministry has away of detecting if the wand of certain wizards they consider dangerous has summoned the bus for security purposes. So unless I'm in the mood to duel well over fifteen aurors (walk in the park really but, quite tedious :P). I would first have to find, a pedestrian who intends to ride the bus considering they're either a child, an elderly person, or otherwise so incompetent a sorcerer they could not acquire an apperatng license. Taking their wand or placing them under the imperious curse would be simple enough. As soon as it stops, I would have to fly in swiftly, in order to catch the driver unaware otherwise his reaction will be to close the doors and, take off immediately. I except inside there would be massive panic some will foolishly raise their wand at me and, I would kill them where they stand, others will use the emergency buttons under the couches and beds, to eject themselves from the bus. The driver I'm sure would alert the ministry and even if I killed him or placed him under the imperious curse as well, I would have limited time to act. SO now being aware of the trouble I would have to go through, to simply force my way into the bus, if I sat next to you....do you not think that it would be prudent of you to pay respect to Lord Voldemort and, see what it is that I want?

I would freak, try to look normal, an pretend that I WASNT reading a Harry Potter book and rooting for Harry. Or I might not pretend I was rooting for Harry, make it known that I was sitting there, then scream while reading "into the Forest Again" and "King's Cross", "GO VOLDEMORT! STUPID HARRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR HIM! SEE? HE LET YOU KILL HIM! GO VOLDEMORT!" and then cry when Harry comes back to life.

Might save my life that second one. Then again, I don't really want to be recruited... I think I'll just avoid the Knight Bus altogether, thanks. But if I HAD to ride it, one of the above actions.

Why would he be on the Knight Bus? I don't think he fancies a ride in the first place. But if Stan Shunpike happens to be the conductor, I'd get off the bus ASAP. Who knows what they could be planning to the passengers on the bus?

Alternatively, I'd just pretend he's not there and focus on shutting my mind from him. If he tries anything, I'd hex him.

I'd say around 16 sickles... 19 if you want hot chocolate. :P It's 11 sickles from Privet Drive to the Leaky Cauldron! So with that as a guide... and London prices...?

I'd jump into his lap and yell "HEY VOLDY WHATS UP!?!?" and then I would follow him around and do all the things on the list of '100 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort'. LOL. No, I probably wouldn't do that, but 'ol Voldy probably wouldn't ride the night bus either :)<

He would not be on the Knight bus...but if it were to happen my love for all things Harry would overpower his wicked evilness as I shouted "avada kedavra!". Oh, and by the way, I have a score to settle with Bellatrix Lestrange as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It wouldn't concern me. My Dark Lord knows I am a loyal servant. While I can't imagine why he would on such lowly transport, or myself for that matter, i would not disturb him. If he wished to have me aware of him he would make it known. It would not be in my best interest to disturb his work.

Now if he acknowledge my presense i would of course be more then happy to perform the normal greetings between master and servant and implore his business on the bus.

~Rachel Lestrange

well now that i got that bit out.

I'd be estactic and fantard on him, glomp him, and try to keep him in my pocket.

I'd take comfort in the fact that none of this is real, so nothing bad is going to happen.

Besides, Voldemort is not very strong. At least not physically, the only thing that makes him strong is his wand. Take the wand away and he's practically defenseless, he'll have to fight like a real man for the first time in his life.

I would be like "Oh, crap," then remember that I think Harry's a little twit too and go give him some information on where Harry's hiding, as long as he spared me and my family. Hopefully, he would let me live.

FYI I wouldn't even get on the Knight Bus, I won't risk my life! But if I was, I would pretend like I don't see him :P