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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Pregnant lady question is is this funny?

A lady who was about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well, your Honour. It was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that read: 'The Gold Dust Twins Are Coming,' and I had to smile."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that read: 'Sloan's Liniment Will Reduce the Swelling,' and I had to grin."

"Then she placed herself under a sign that read: 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly control myself."

"But, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that read: 'Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident,' I laughed out loud."

"Case Dismissed." replied the Judge.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Ha ha ha ha!!! xD

    Brilliant!!! xD

    Have a star! *

  • poppy1
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahahahaha Chris,

    This is making me loud a lot.. This is a keeper for sure My Friend.. A Star for a Great Joke My Friend.. Lol..

    A Friend,

    poppy1

  • 5 years ago

    it is most likely gas :) most woman do not feel there baby until 18 weeks and then woman on there second can feel it a lil sooner about 16 weeks. Congrats and good luck!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol Another funny one, A star for you :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny...Mikie M has no sense of humour lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lolz! If only things that funny would happen in reality! lolz

  • 1 decade ago

    lol Funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    I like it

  • Widgi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Very funny, good one!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha

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