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EL Big Ed
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EL Big Ed asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

The Duck and the Condom?

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.

The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''

''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''

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  • aoc
    1 decade ago
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    haha! Thats pretty good

  • Widgi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny joke - good one.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    okay it's not so funny when a previous person has already posted it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I freaking love that one!!!

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  • omgiluvyeww2
    1 decade ago

    that's cute. not the best, but still cute :]

  • krissybug19
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LOLOLOL that was funny

  • DJ Alex
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    haha! good one ;)

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