How can i force the mailman to bring me all the refund checks for safe keeping?

just so you know, my mailbox is in my bedroom and when the mailman delivers it, he takes at least two and a half minutes at which time his mail truck is unlocked and unattended....

I could cluck like a chicken to signal you but I would expect you to mow my lawn at least one time this summer in return for my generosity....and don't drink all the water out of my bird bath!

I compliment you on your generousity and willingness to help. You are a good and decent person. ;-)

I don't like the 9 millimeter idea. The postman is certainly going to be better armed than you. I tihnk you should simply ask him to deliver letters to all check recipients that start "My name is Pimpter Spitty, and I am a solictor in Ghana...."

Wonder Cat can help you with that! I can fly fast as lightning and I can snatch up the mailmen's bags and deliver them all to your house!

But only as long as you promise to buy me a new red cape with part of the money. Mine is getting a bit tattered these days.

Thanks, toots.

With electronic banking there aren't many refund checks out there any longer....

I am sure you could use your awesome powers of persuasion...and get him to give you what their is in his bag....

Peace.

Say "Hey look over there!" and when he turns his head, reach in his bag and grab a few checks.

just use a 9mm to convince him. I heard that 9 was a good negotiator.

just wait till everyone has deposited them and then get dressed up in your finest ski mask and go make a big withdrawl

do a little dance for him with ur gold spandex and hairy legs..it'll get him all turned on

Show him you goodies ;)

better yet show me and i'll force him to do it!

flash him. see what happens.