When was the last time you took the time to write a thank you letter to Al Gore for inventing the internet?

Yeah....right...Al Gore invented a lot of stuff....maybe I will send him a STFU card.

I did it the last time he sent me a greeting card for my birthday. That Al Gore is such a card, he had us all going at the bar last night telling us how he invented the Internet and Global Warming. We all let him get away with his tall tales because he was buying the beer. I started drinking heavy to put up with the stories as his nose grew longer and longer. Before you knew it, the room started spinning and he made perfect sense.

I wanted to thank Tipper for coming up with record warning labels...she single-handedly increased the sales of all the most parentally deeply disturbing music out there by creating a whole new generation of people who won't buy the CD unless there's a warning label on it...

Like the time they tried to put "breath-a-lyzers" in bars...people used them to see who could get the "most" drunk...hee hee...

And Ronald Reagan's outdoor Maryjane eradication program made growers all go indoors, and create even more potent bud, and helped increase growers profits...

We need to give all those people some Humanitarian Awards...I guess they didn't think things through very carefully, did they?

Chuckle Chuckle...

I was wondering if Al Snore knows that the polar ice caps on Mars are melting at the same rate as the ones on this planet. Maybe he can invent something to stop the world from burning up?

HA! I wouldn't waste any paper to write a letter to Al Gore. That should make him happy that no trees died so I could send him a letter.

I don't think Al gore invented it, he may have helped place budget dollars for it? but he sure didn't come up with it all by himself.

About a month ago. Can't seem to find a stamp. Don't know why those. I am the inventor of the stamp. Love, honey

I'm all out of pink, scented paper at the moment...not to mention I can't write....or read...and the post office is closed for the season

You are the most disturbing person I know. Everyone on earth knows for a fact denzel invented soap and the Internet...

I used to want to have sex with Al Gore but then he grew that ugly beard.