Can't remember this country song?

Bobby Pinson

"Don't Ask Me How I Know"

Don’t ride your bike off a ramp that’s more than three bricks high

Don’t take that candy from the store if you ain’t got the dime

Don’t pick a fight with a little guy that doesn’t talk that much

Don’t pick up a cherrybomb thinkin’ it’s a dud

And don’t sneak out of a 2 story house usin’ bed sheets for a rope

Don’t ask me how I know

(Chorus:)

Sell your truck while it’s still runnin’, save the Jesus off the dash

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin’, save your money - pay with cash

Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you’re sorry tell her so

Don’t drink the water in Mexico

Don’t ask me how I know

Don’t quit your high school football team halfway through the season

Don’t bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn’t mean it

Don’t lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City

Don’t rush off the phone when your Mama calls - you ain’t that busy

Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa ‘fore he goes

Don’t ask me how I know

(Chorus)

Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so,

Don’t go to Vegas with your heart broke,

Don’t bum your cousin for that first smoke

I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico

Don't ask me how I know

Don't ask me how I know

I just know

sell your truck while it's still runnin', say a prayer when you feel like cussin'

I know,

I think the answer above me " Don't Ask Me How I know" is correct. That's the song that came to mind when I read the details.

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I think you are talking about "Don't Laugh at Me"

Honkytonk badunkadunk!

yea its my ambitions as a ridah by tupac lol

country music makes me so mad.

good, country is bad for your health

don't listen to it

No. Thank God