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Jim
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Jim asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

9/11 Divorce?

The first divorce directly related to the 9/11 terrorist attack has been foled in New York. It appears that a guy with an office oon the 103rd floor of the World Trade Centre spent the morning at his girlfriends apartment with his phone turned off. He wasn't watching TV either.

When he turned his phone back on at about 11am it ranng immediately. It was his hysterical wife "Are you OK? Where are you?

He said, "What do you mean? I'm in the office of course!"

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  • gmirp
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Jim....i know this is a joke..but it's far from funny

    obviously u are not an American...

    9/11 is not a laughing matter..

    sorry my friend...

    I'm not laughing at this one...try again.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's very original if it's not true.

    either way, good story.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ouch

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

    that is just horrible

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's just so bad it's good:)

  • hahahaha!!!

    very funny

    thanks for sharing.

  • 1 decade ago

    Sick but funny!

    Lucky guy!

  • 1 decade ago

    yeah, that is funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOl

  • 1 decade ago

    bet he wished he had been there, lol....................

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