Survey>>What is the Best Excuse you have Ever Used.........??

I called work once and told them I was really sick, and I was in the bathroom with 5 big cups of water, I said I'm sick and start gagging and poured one glass of water into the toilet, I kind of dropped the phone on the floor and gagged again and poured another cup of water into the toilet, then I fumbled the phone around and said I'll call you back and hung up on them... I got out of work for 4 days with pay for that one...

Hmmmm....Looking in my book of excuses, lets see, page 235..oh yes.

A wild mutant piglet thought my tire was its mommy and tried to suck on it. I had to give it the spare tire to make it go away.

I'm the head of my crew. I can take off when I want to!!! On a serious note though.I love to work. I run a crew of six, and the guys tell me "take the day off PLEASE you have male PMS"

No offense ladies. pardon the pun, it just bunch of guys fun. We have our days too..

I once call my boss and told him I was having vision problems.I could not see going to work that day.

I had a bad reaction to medicine (Codeine). It really was true. I felt so nauseous I couldn't work.

I can't concentrate on all these meds...I can't drive. I can't see straight. I better stay home and save the highways and work place.

UFO crashed in my back yard and took my dog who ate my car keys.

"just got a phone call...my dad was rushed to the ER with chest pains, they don't think he's going to make it. Please pray for him....I have to leave work right now."

All my excuses are pretty lame =/

I agree with Freak.