Is anyone having FUN today?

If I was King Kong

and you were Fay Wray

and you wanted to leave

while I wanted to stay,

yet to please "you" I did finally peruse

travel brochures, only mildly amused,

then showed you a choice, in hope,

but was confused when you called me a dope,

Then hugged my finger, "OH NO, you Big Dork,

let's go anywhere but New York!"