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Don't let yourself be trapped?

Walking up to a department store fabric counter, the very pretty girl said: " I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost ?"

" Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk.

" That's fine," said the pretty girl, " I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The pretty girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled. " Grandpa will pay the bill."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    this was a gay grandpa

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • 1 decade ago

    Bon je sais que je suis blonde mais tu nous la déjà raconter celle-là. Tu commences à radoter mon cher ami!

    Serais-tu trop fatigué ??????

    Je te prescris une semaine de vacances au grand air frais ;-))

    Big kisses my dear Happy Feet ;-))

  • 1 decade ago

    hehehehehe he ain't getting no kiss at All lolz just from a old guy

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  • 1 decade ago

    That's a great one, I'll give you a star.

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice twist.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bonsoir, mon Cher Ami !

    (*)

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha I knew it was going somewhere along those lines

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cute but sick! Love it keep it comin!

  • 1 decade ago

    realy funny.

    i'm lovin it

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