Alright Ladies, Now That I Am a Level 4, and Have Had One Day Exerience as a 'Top Contributor' -- WHAT GIVES??

I mean, crud, if the gals are into looks just check my cartoon avatar. It's as close as I could get. Jeez. And I'm (it's) pretty hot if I do say so.

If you broads are into smart guys then, like, just check out my Q's and A's. I can hold my own with some of the smartest and wittiest of them.

I don't hold back. I'm open. My Q's and A's aren't private like a lot of the snobs out there. I'm a man of convictions.

And even though I don't leave my apartment very much, I am deeply concerned with the humanity and sociologialiansms of this great country.

I just need a dame that is willing to do it with me.

If you chicks are looking for a sugar daddy -- well, I'm still sort of young, but I have what I like to call "the money gene".

And I like to do it.

Make money on stocks and, more importantly these days, the commodities market . . . especially metals.

If you gals are looking for jerks, I'm sorry. I can't offer you anything.

I just want to do it with a girl.

No more dolls.