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A mild -mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife;so he went to see a psychiatrist:
The psychiatrist said that he needed to build his self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness;which he read on the way home;
He had finished the book by the time he reached his house;
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife;
Pointing a finger in her face; He said "From now on ,I want you to know that I am man of this house and my word is law: I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I am finished eating my dinner< I expect a sumptous dessert afterward; and then after dinner you're going to draw me my bath so that I can relax.and when I'm finished with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?
"The funeral Director" said his wife
19 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Funny, get message, Keith
- 1 decade ago
Haaaaha thats a good one.
I shall remember it and tell that one to my friends at a later date =P
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- Southern ComfortLv 61 decade ago
I adore it! I need to forward it to my soninlaw. He is a bit of a doormat.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Funny very funny
- 1 decade ago
not really.. sounds like a mild death threat from wife to husband. "I'm tired of puttin' up with your s***!" :)
