I got the perfect joke for all you budding house husbands, hope you enjoy it.?

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his

wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he

prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my

wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through,

so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. -

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,

Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and

Picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners and

Stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and

Balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1P.M. And he hurried to make the beds,

Do the laundry,

Vacuum,

Dust, and

Sweep and

Mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and

Got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and

Got the kids organized to do their homework,

Then set up the ironing board and

Watched TV while he did the ironing.

A t 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and

Washing vegetables for salad,

Breaded the pork chops and

Snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids, and put t hem to bed.

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't

finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and

said: -"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy

my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let

us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy

to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait

nine months though. You got pregnant last night."