What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?!?

Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

A: Cuz he wanted to see a butter fly!

I don't have one but....

Are you kidding me, all those jokes above aren't the funniest jokes in the world....

But then again, since you did say what is the funniest joke you've ever heard, maybe their friends aren't telling them the best jokes.

Lol

A blonde continues going for walks down her force to her mail field. She continues doing this till her neighbor asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My laptop continues telling me that I've received mail". ----------------------------------------... An eighty 12 months historical couple had been having disorders remembering matters, so that they determined to visit their health care professional to get looked at to ensure not anything used to be improper with them. When they arrived on the medical professionals, they defined to the health care professional approximately the disorders they had been having with their reminiscence. After checking the couple out, the health care professional advised them that they had been bodily k however would desire to begin writing matters down and make notes to aid them take into account matters. The couple thanked the health care professional and left. Later that night time whilst looking TV, the person received up from his chair and his spouse requested, "Where are you going?" He responded, "To the kitchen." She requested, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He responded, "Sure." She then requested him, "Don't you consider you will have to write it down so you'll take into account it?" He mentioned, "No, I can take into account that." She then mentioned, "Well I could additionally like a few strawberries on best. You had higher write that down due to the fact I realize you can overlook that." He mentioned, "I can take into account that, you desire a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She responded, "Well I additionally could like whipped cream on best. I realize you are going to overlook that so that you higher write it down." With inflammation in his voice, he mentioned, "I do not must write that down! I can take into account that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After approximately 20 mins he lower back from the kitchen and passed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared on the plate for a second and mentioned angrily: "I TOLD you to jot down it down! You forgot my toast!" ----------------------------------------... The sufferer says, "Give me the unhealthy information first!" Doctor replies, "You've received AIDS." "Oh, no! What would be worse than that?" asks the sufferer. "You've additionally received Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the sufferer says, "Oh...Well, that is now not so unhealthy. At least I do not need AIDS."

Knock knock

who's there

interrupting cow

interu... "Moo"

knock knock

whos there?

jesus

jesus who?

jesus christ open the door!

ure mom