Can u make me laugh?

have you ever wanted to "moon" someone from a long distance

NOW YOU CAN!!!!!

http://www.assinthebox.com/sites/assinthebox/ you can have a butt mailed to anyone anywhere (just as a prank or for fun)

The assistant asked the blond if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. Six please" she said, I could never eat twelve.

A blond was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, Where did you get that? The pig replied, I won her in a raffle!

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blond girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, For best results, put on two coats.

A blond asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blond, with a puzzled look on her face replied, You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer

MARRIED FOR THE NIGHT

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f*&%@* blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing (also sad, but true)

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the UnitedStates.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!

Bill Clinton wanted to know how to get smart people to work for him and to really know if they r smart so he went to the quenn of england and asked her for help

she said to ask them a riddle like this

she calls in her servant,chuck smith and asks your parents have a child its not ur sister or ur brother who is it? and chuck says thats easy! its me duh!

and the queen says good job

so clinton goes back and tests hillary to see if she is ready to become president

she couldnt figure it out right away so she went and asked her commitee and they couldnt figure it out either so as she was going home she saw barack obama and asked him and he got it right away he said it would be me of course! so hillary goes back to bill and says i think i know the answer to ur question

so bill says what is it

and she says Barack Obama!

and bill said no! its Chuck Smith

haha lol hope that made you laugh : )

chuck norris is so fast he ran around the earth and punched himself in the back

and check this picture out, its known as the super pwnz0r hoboman

http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db1349-family-kid...

Have you seen the movie Constipated yet?

It hasnt came out yet.

what's the difference between pubic hair and parsely?

nothing

just push it aside and keep eating

pickle weasel. Sounds funny to me.