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Are you deaf?
An elderly Gentleman went to the family doctor with concerns about his wife's hearing. "Sometimes she just doesn't answer me when I talk to her."
"Well," said the Dr., "Go home and call to her, and keep moving closer till she does answer, and we can figure how bad her hearing is getting."
So, the man goes home and upon entering the front door, he calls, " Honey, I'm home, what's for dinner?"
Nothing. He moves into the living room and again calls out "Honey, I'm home, what's for dinner?" Again, no answer, so he goes into the kitchen and yells "HONEY, I'M HOME, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?"
This time she turns and glares at him and answers
"For the third time, We're having chicken you deaf old man."
6 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Hahahahahaha
man that was hilarious. wud love to see the wife's expression when she tells what for dinner in real life..
- 1 decade ago
Thats really funny!!!!!
100!
Source(s): He hard the doctor because the doctor was close to him and his wife wasnt till he was in the same room as her!!! (Answer to first answer) - Anonymous1 decade ago
Haha 10000000000
What i dont get is, if he cant hear his wife why can he hear the doctor?? :-)
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