Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Jigsaw puzzle?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . ... . .

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

23 Answers

Relevance
  • Afi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Cracking!...Must be the way you tell em...lol

  • 1 decade ago

    I like this joke. I've heard it before, except it was a Tiger instead of a rooster on the box.

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh Elric you have a wicked sense of humour and I love it.

    Have a good day 2morro night nigh ;-)

    x

  • 1 decade ago

    Why? did she spill The Cornflakes -on to The Puzzle ?

    Source(s): Lol at Yer.
  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • 1 decade ago

    I had that on a text a few months ago elric.......but it was with David and Victoria Beckenham !!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny! Boing boing!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Ha Too funny! Good one!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha, oldie but still laugh at it. probably the best blonde joke ever!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That is brill Elric.....my first chuckle of the day...cheers mate....

  • 1 decade ago

    Excellent !

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.