Does anyone have some good Michael Jackson jokes?

MJ's favourite past time was to sit in the bath and blow Bubbles.

He thought 'Boys 2 Men' was a delivery service.

What's the difference between MJ and pimples?

Pimples don't come on your face until you're 13.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?

Little Boy Blue.

What does Micheal Jackson and a jockey have in common?

They both like to ride 3 year olds

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag?

One's made of plastic and dangerous around children and the other one's a plastic bag

Michael and is wife were having a baby. After the dr announced that they had a baby boy the dr left the room. Michael ran after him and asked when they could start having sex. The Dr leaned in to him and whispered... wait until he can at least walk.

What fruit is white on the outside and black on the inside?

Michael Jackson.

On another note I will say he's a joke all in his own.

Why the Hell do you want jokes?? Michael Jackson has feelings!! SO CONSIDER THEM!! AND SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE!!!! AND QUICK!!!! YOU GUYS ARE JUST LAME FREAKS WHO WANT TO BE HEARD!!!

I Love You MJ!!!

Hmm...

What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

They both have boy's pants half-off.

when does MJ go to sleep? When the big hand touches the little hand haha